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Rapey Dogs

The New York Times Says Israel Has Super-Special Rapey Dogs!

NYT columnist Nicholas Kristoff opines that Israeli dogs rapey humans!
Tan and brown dog with wide eyes and open mouth smiling at camera against gray background
Happy Corgi with brown and white coat, large pointed ears, and tongue out, smiling at camera against gray background
A happy golden retriever with mouth open in a smile, looking directly at camera

Ruh-roh…

Do you have a rapey dog too?!

Show us! #rapeydogs

NYT opinion columnist Nicholas Kristof said as much in "The Silence That Meets the Rape of Palestinians," on May 11, 2026.

Kristof's allegation: Israelis train dogs to penetrate Palestinian prisoners.

Kristof's victim: Anonymous.

Kristof wrote: "On one occasion, he said, he was held down, stripped naked, and as he was blindfolded and handcuffed, a dog was summoned. With encouragement from a handler in Hebrew, he said, the dog mounted him."

But, um, see, well, doggies can't dog a human.

From The Free Press, by Eli Lake, May 12, 2026: "Their penises are small and thin. They become erect only when they smell the pheromones of a female dog in heat."

We wanna see your rapey dogs!

Also tag #NYT and #nkristof. They love rapey dogs too!

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