The New York Times Says Israel Has Super-Special Rapey Dogs!



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Do you have a rapey dog too?!
Show us! #rapeydogs
NYT opinion columnist Nicholas Kristof said as much in "The Silence That Meets the Rape of Palestinians," on May 11, 2026.
Kristof's allegation: Israelis train dogs to penetrate Palestinian prisoners.
Kristof's victim: Anonymous.
Kristof wrote: "On one occasion, he said, he was held down, stripped naked, and as he was blindfolded and handcuffed, a dog was summoned. With encouragement from a handler in Hebrew, he said, the dog mounted him."
But, um, see, well, doggies can't dog a human.
From The Free Press, by Eli Lake, May 12, 2026: "Their penises are small and thin. They become erect only when they smell the pheromones of a female dog in heat."
We wanna see your rapey dogs!
Also tag #NYT and #nkristof. They love rapey dogs too!